Happy New Year Yall

There goes another year......

Happy New Year
God Bless

Merry Christmas yall.....

Merry Christmas....
No I'm not going to talk about my boring life.

Just wishing you merry Christmas......

Spend it with family ah!!

Enjoy your Christmas, after all, it comes only once a year.

Remember to grease the chimney for a certain someone, that's if you still believe in that certain someone.....

Yah, that's all
Go get lost (sorry, running out of Christmas spirit)

Cya

Life Never Fails to Surprise me........

To make things short and simple, and spare the boringness:

Went to Jaya Jusco with mum
Saw Std 5 girl named Jessica
Saw old man and woman who spoke to my mother and I
Saw Puan Norbaiti
Bought coffee (yay!)
Saw father's friends daughter with her boyfriend.
Payed for things
Went back home
Drank coffee
Felt cheated for buying lousy coffee

End. Life is interesting.
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Wow, that was fast, I should do this more often....

Dream

When you cry, be sure to dry your eyes,
'Cause better days are sure to come,
And when you smile, be sure to smile wide,
And don't let them know that they have won,
And when you walk, walk with pride,
Don't show the hurt inside,
The pain sill soon be gone.

And when you laugh, be sure to laugh out loud,
'Cause it will carry all your cares away.
And when you see, see the beauty all around and in yourself,
And it will help you feel okay.
And when you pray, pray for strength to help to carry on,
When the troubles come your way

And when you dream, dream big,
As big as the ocean blue.
'Cause when you dream it might come true.
When you dream, dream big.

Taken from the song Dream Big by Ryan Shupe And The Rubber bands

More Good Stuff you can find in your mail

Yet another thing my father sent me.

Good Stuff you can find in your mail

I got all this stuff in this post from my father's email which he sent to me.

Tips For A Better Life

Take a 10-30 minute walk every day.. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant

Live with the 3 E's - Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy
Dream more while you are awake

Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants.

Try to make at least three people smile each day.

Life isn't fair, but it's still good

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present

Forgive everyone for everything

Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!) My father practises what he preach

AAAH Panic! Panic! UPSR results.<---Other people

D-day for some, another dull boring day for others. Things started out scary(something like that) with people showing slight signs of panicking. Then things became utterly boring while waiting for the results. Chess and Batu Seremban were the only things keeping us sane. Jin beat the living daylights out of us (me, Alim and Semreeta) in Batu Seremban....as usual....

Then reccess came. I bought my last Nasi Lemak in the canteen for the rest of the year. They gave a stingy portion of rice but other then that, it was good. Jin bought Mi Hun and photographed Sue eating (which was a very popular thing at that time -- Aloi was doing it too) Jin tried a bit of my Nasi Lemak. Then the boring-ness came back till we went into the hall, in which the fear started to creep in small amounts.

To skip a whole lot of blabbing, I'll just tell the interesting parts.

Puan Latifah started announcing the statistics. After awhile, the results started coming out. Puan Latifah said the results will be announced according to register. Sadly, my name started with not one A, but with two A's. That sucks (and rocks, looking at it differently). People were all looking at me muttering my name. Cikgu Hizwan finally called me. I went up, he shook my hand, handed my the paper slip and congratulated me. I didn't (somewhat)break out in joy till I was back at my place.

Then everyone else got called. Some were crying, some were celebrating. Naeem was crying, giving my the false impression that he didn't get it until he told he got the mark. Sue was crying too, Kay simply ran back to her back with all her "Yes! Yes! Yes!"'s (from what I recalled)

Then we went back to class bla bla bla, where we saw David fighting Xin Yen in chess. After awhile, we we're called to go to our school again (AGAIN!! Gawsh, they should of asked to just stay there) Apperantly, a cameraman and reporter lady had came to late to film the UPSR results spectacle.

Naeem, Ke Hui, Elysa and I were singled out to be interviewed. The entire UPSR results thing was re-done, albeit only some people were called and there wasn't much crying. Later on we stood at stage and were filmed holding our UPSR slips proudly as though we were people who just recieved our results a few seconds ago. Afterwards, Naeem, Ke Hui, Elysa and I frantically prepared our words. We were asked two questions:

1) How do you feel about your results? (Happy, duh. Who'd be sad when you got 5A's!?)
2) What do you think about Maths and Science being thought in English? (Of course la, it's better. BM is a nice language, but it strongly resembles English but is slightly less effective at conveying your thoughts)

Naeem was hopeless as he kept on laughing halfway. Ke Hui began shaky but then gained momentum and really made one heck of a speech. After interviewing Ke Hui, the reporter lady patted her on her head and said 'So cute la you!'. Ke Hui later on jumped up and down saying "I'm not cute!!!! Not cute!!!" Of course, that was once the reporter lady had gone. That girl has so much energy for a kid. Elysa did well. She talked as though she was talking with a friend. Nothing spectacular, but better then the average kid.

Everything else is foggy for now. All I can remember from now is:

A)I went back home
B)Watched TV at 7 and 8 O'clock to see the interview
C)Gosok gigi, tidur.

Next up: Hari Anugerah Cemerlang. Gawsh, this is seriously sounding like a diary.

*Sob* There Goes The End of School..... (2)

Prize Giving Rehearsals

Nothing much here. I didn't win a prize, I was simply the dude who had to carry things up and down. It sucks, at least the other dudes got to sit down properly without having to move their rumps every few seconds. Nothing interesting here actually.

But, the real interesting parts were the things happening in class. Navin and Jin starred in a "short film (I.E, two people kiling each other)" filmed by Xin Yen. It was quite funny. Sure, it lacked proper choreography and realisticness, but it was good considering the circumstances. We did some photo shoots, experimenting with different poses and other things. One of them included throwing shreds of paper into the air as the picture was being taken. Teacher intervened and ask to clean it up. Later. After all, it was our last few days of school.

Another pose was jumping in the air as the pic was being taken. I took one pic (and it was perfect, but some nutter decided to walk in front of the camera as it was being taken. Sadly, that nutter was my standard 5 friend.)

Oh well, next up: UPSR results. Too long to fit in this post.

*Sob* There goes the end of school.....

A few days ago, we were happily playing chess and watching Jin beat the heck out of us in Batu Seramban (Well, atleast I was getting beaten to death), now, we're leaving school....

Oh well, the last few days were (somewhat) hectic, in a way. We had our Jamuan Tahun 6, Prize Giving rehearsals, UPSR results and, well that's all I guess.

Jamuan Tahun 6

Everything taste good when you're hungry That has never been so true till now. After waiting 1 hour+, we were finally served our long-waited KFC. Which was cold. And tasted terrible. Unless you're one starving kid who hasn't eaten breakfast and reccess and happens to have a terrible nose problem that makes him gain appetite. Even with my appetite, I was one of the last to finish. Oh well, I'm a slow eater when it comes to cold-horrible chicken. It didn't taste bad until you lost your sense of hungriness. Then you start to notice that it taste a bit odd.

After stuffing the chicken down our throats, we mingled around for awhile. Navin had invented a new drink which included mixing every single drink being served into one cup. I took his advice. And the drink tasted (marvellous, simply delightful, amazing, heavenly, awesome) good. My fried rice was finished quickly (yay!!) with the help of Cikgu Ismail promoting it as "Nasi Goreng Cina" every few seconds. Still, it couldn't compete with the famous "Nasi Lemak Melayu" which finished in a matter of minutes (not including time needed to finish KFC)

One thing that amazed me was the amount of soft drinks brought for the Jamuan. If you asked me to estimate the number of drinks, I'd say 50, but since we have to be realistic, I'd say around 30. Still that's alot of soft drinks. Atleast 8-10 bottles were left behind, un-opened and full to the brim. A lot of food was left behind too. What a waste man....

Afterwards, I had a serious stomach ache, which is quite unusual since I only ate the KFC, a packet of mummy monster and drank Navin's super drink (which by the way, I mixed myself, I simply took Navin's advice).

This is getting to long- I'll continue it in another post

Crawling-Piano version

This is a video I found. It's simply amazing. The song is Crawling by Linkin Park. A guy who is an absolute genius took the song and played in on piano, he made it himself, he did it himself, he played it himself.

Crawling is actually a very hard rock song, but this genius took it and made it into a piano song which is simply amazing while still keeping the original melody.

This is what he said:

"This is in response to a request by J, who thinks that it’s heavy sound will be hard to imitate on piano and was wondering if I was up to the challenge.
Rather than accent it’s heaviness, (except for the end), I went the complete other direction, and softened it up in this interpretation.
It’s actually a very melodic song once you strip away the beats and distortion, and I tried to bring that to the foreground.

This was a lot of fun to put together, and I think you’ll like it too. Easy to play, and lots of room to breathe and emote. I really enjoyed doing this one…and I think it shows. One of my better performances."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yr0wx1Q2VA

In The End....

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme when I was obsessed with time
All I know, time was just slipping away
And I watched it count down to the end of the day
Watched it watch me and the words that I say
The echo of the clock rhythm in my veins
I know that I didn't look out below
And I watched the time go right out the window
Tried to grab hold
Tried not to watch
I wasted it all on the hands of the clock
But in the end, no matter what I pretend
The journey is more important than the end or the start
And what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard


One thing, I don't know how
It doesn't even matter when you look at it now
'Cause when I designed this rhyme
I was scared of it all, scared to fall, and I hadn't even tried to crawl
But I was forced to run with you mocking me, stopping me, backstabbing me constantly
Remembering all the times you fought with me
Watch the clock now chock-full of hipocrisy
But now your mouth wishes it could inhale
Every single little thing you said to make things fail
Every single word you sputtered just to get your piece
But it really doesn't matter to me
'Cause from the start to the end, no matter what I pretend
The journey is more important than the end or the start
And what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

Taken from the Linkin Park song Enth E End

Futsal tournament.....

Well, a while ago, I participated in a Futsal tournament. At first I was reluctant to join but Jeremy persuaded(forced) me to join, so I did.

My team consisted of Jeremy, Danish, Ryan, Travis (Don't laugh, he might be tubby but he's GOOD) and of course, I. We were named the Red Legends

Well, I'm in a lazy mood, so I'll make a long boring story short.
My team drawed every single match except for 2, in which we lost. We ended up getting last (yay!)

For the first few matches, I was the right defender, Jeremy was the left defender, Ryan was mid-fielder and Danish was striker. Oh yeah, and Travis was goalkeeper. For like, the last 3 matches, we mixed our strategy up. For the third last match, I was goalie for the first half and Travis was goalie for the second half. For the last two matches (which I think were our best), I was goalie for the first half and Jeremy took over the second half, in which I was the mid-field together with Ryan and Travis/Danish.

All in all, I managed to do 1 header, save 3 goals, not let any goals get scored during my time as goalie and run around like mad. Jeremy managed to whack our referee (Cikgu Nasir) with a ball and annoy Cikgu Firdaus..

Man does not come from monkeys, maybe Eugene, but not man in general

Today was an interesting day.
Two girls, one named Kay and another named "Whitney" had a discussion with me. This discussion turned out to be a gigantic debate on Darwin's thoery.
It all started like this, Whit and Kay were talking religion with me. After a bit of discussion, Kay asked me whether I believe in evolution (evolution as in man came from monkeys and apes). And I said no.
Wrong move. After a few minutes of Kay going "How can you not believe in evolution?!?!?!??! Darwin is a genius bla bla bla bla bla.....(I lost her there)" I said my view on evolution. Now, this is my view on evolution.

Guardian's view on evolution and Darwin's theory

It is true that animals changed to adapt to their environment, and human beings most probably changed in appearance and intelligence over millions of years. HOWEVER, man does not come from monkeys or apes or chimpanzees. God created animals and humans differently, humans did not evolve from animals.
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Now, it might not say much, but that's what I believe.
And yes, I am a Christian.

Small phrase from the Horrible History book Evolve or Die :
"But let's get one thing straight. Whatever you might have heard, humans didn't evolve from chimpanzees, gorillas or PE teachers

Reply to comments:
Jeremy Ong: Gimme five brudda!!
Kay Lim: 1#, Okok....
2# I can't remember what Whitney said except for "It's the law of the Bell Curve bla bla bla"
3# Pic is from Wikipedia
4# Mistake..... Thanks for pointing out
5# You mean the song I put on my blog?

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Wud??

Feathers are light,
The Sun produces light,
Therefore, the Sun gives out feathers

I am perfect
I'm perfect
Imperfect

If vegetarians eat vegetables,
What do Humanitarians eat?

Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.

What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Just Checking In

A minister passing through his church in the middle of the day,
Decided to pause by the altar
and see who had come to pray.

Just then the back door opened,
a man came down the aisle,
The minister frowned as he saw
the man hadn't shaved in a while.

His shirt was kind a shabby
and his coat was worn and frayed,
the man knelt, he bowed his head,
Then rose and walked away.

In the days that followed,
each noon time came this chap,
each time he knelt just for a moment,
A lunch pail in his lap.

Well, the minister's suspicions grew,
with robbery a main fear,
He decided to stop the man and ask him,
'What are you doing here?'

The old man said, he worked down the road.
Lunch was half an hour.
Lunchtime was his prayer time,
For finding strength and power.

'I stay only moments, see,
because the factory is so far away;
as I kneel here talking to the Lord,
This is kind a what I say:

'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD,HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHERS FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN. DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM CHECKING IN TODAY.'

The minister feeling foolish,
told Jim, that was fine.
He told the man he was welcome
To come and pray just anytime

Time to go, Jim smiled, said 'Thanks.'
He hurried to the door.
The minister knelt at the altar,
he'd never done it before.

His cold heart melted, warmed with love, and met with Jesus there.
As the tears flowed, in his heart,
he repeated old Jim's prayer:

'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD,HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHERS FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN. I DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.SO, JESUS, THIS IS ME CHECKING IN TODAY.'

Past noon one day, the minister noticed that old Jim hadn't come.
As more days passed without Jim,
he began to worry some.

At the factory, he asked about him,learning he was ill.
The hospital staff was worried,
But he'd given them a thrill.

The week that Jim was with them,
Brought changes in the ward.
His smiles, a joy contagious.
Changed people, were his reward.

The head nurse couldn't understand
why Jim was so glad, when no flowers, calls or cards came,
Not a visitor he had.

The minister stayed by his bed,
He voiced the nurse's concern:
No friends came to show they cared.
He had nowhere to turn.

Looking surprised, old Jim spoke
up and with a winsome smile;
'the nurse is wrong, she couldn't know, that he's in here all the
while everyday at noon He's here,
a dear friend of mine,
you see,He sits right down, takes my hand,
Leans over and says to me:

'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, JIM,HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND THIS FRIENDSHIP, AND I TOOK AWAY YOUR SIN.
ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR YOU PRAY,I THINK ABOUT YOU EACH DAY, AND SO JIM, THIS IS JESUS CHECKING IN TODAY.'

If this blesses you, pass it on. Many people will walk in and out ofyour life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
May God hold you in the palm of His hand and Angels watch over you.

Mr. Navin's Birthday Party

Well, I’m sure everyone who went to Navin’s party is writing about this, but oh what the heck, I have nothing better to write about. Well, on Saturday, 20th September, my friend Navin had a birthday party. The idea of the party was to go to Cineleisure for a movie and dinner, then play around there until everyone goes home. Well, this post is about my point of view on the party.

Around 3:00, my mother and I left to go to Navin’s house. The plan was to follow Navin to Cineleisure, then follow him back home where my parents can fetch me there. Well, finding Navin’s house was no problem, except for the fact that my mum had to call Navin’s mum 3-5 times to get directions (“Oh, so I turn left after the Opal sign? Wait, there is no Opal sign. Oh ok, so I turn right after the Shell station? Wait, there are two Shell stations here...). After much brainstorming to find out how to get there, my mother finally found the house and dropped me there to meet with Navin.

After reaching Navin’s house we wasted no time. Navin, one of my friends named Eugene (or Jin or Ee as some people call him) and of course I were taken to Cineleisure by Navin’s mother. On the way there, we picked up a dude named Adam. Other then the fact Jin and I had a rather embarrassing conversation in the car, it was an ok drive.

Once we reached Cineleisure, we saw Claire/my advisor, Travis, Jeremy and a lot of other people. (Note, this is being written from memory so it’s a bit blurry). After awhile, I saw Sue, Xin Yen and Amelia. While waiting for a few friends to arrive, Navin’s mother bought the tickets for the movie we were to see. After 15-20 minutes, everyone had arrived except His Majesty David Lim Khye Xian and Daniel Tee who were taking their own time. During the mean time, our little party group watched this dude acting like a retard (I do believe they call it “Break Dancing”. Ok just kidding, the dude didn’t do that bad, I liked his dancing, well at least some of it) for charity.

After His Highness David and Daniel Tee arrived, we hanged around a bit then went up to the theatre. Navin’s mother handled the presents and bought popcorn and drinks for 17 children (Amazing woman). We picked up or drinks and popcorn then headed off to the theatre to see the movie named “Mamma Mia!” I ended up sitting next to my Advisor/Claire and Dileep and without popcorn (Oh well). The movie was seriously funny/ridiculous/amazing/weird/entertaining. The movie contained loads of songs from the music group ABBA (popular from the 1970’s till the 1980’s). Songs are still stuck in my head... (You can dance...you can jive...). I liked the songs Mamma Mia, Dancing Queen and Super Trouper the most.

After the movie, we headed to the Arcade in Cineleisure. I can remember David and Travis playing pool while the girls headed off to the karaoke booth. Dileep and I decided to fight Jin and Adam in a match of foosball (And we won:). Jin and I shuffled between singing in the karaoke booth and playing foosball. Finally, Jin and I challenged Claire and Xin Yen to a game of foosball. I can’t remember who won but I can remember Sue joining in to fight Claire and Xin Yen. However, we heard the song Dancing Queen playing in the karaoke booth and quickly joined in to sing together. Navin and Jin acted like rock stars while singing (And they made quite a good impression).

After a long time of hanging around in the arcade (and getting our ears blasted by the girls singing Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend), one by one our friends started to leave. Soon, everyone had left for home except for Eugene, Jeremy and I who were meant to follow the birthday boy back to his house. Once back at Navin's house, Jeremy had to immediately go back home. Jin and I helped open Navin's presents while Navin lay in bed sick (To much partying for the little boy...). I got Navin chocolates and a book while Jin got him...something (Forgot laa, as I said, this is from memory). Around 10:00 – 10:15, Jin left. And the rest is just history.

Oh well, I know it’s long, and most of you people didn’t actually read it... but I guess you could just call this blog my diary.

Proud To Be Malaysian

Some people might know that today is Sept 16. Actually, everyone knows today is Sept 16, but there are some people who don't know what's so important about Sept 16 (Go read newspapers la) Well, today, the opposition leader in our country is supposedly going to take over the country. Just saying, no matter what happens, if he does succeed or if he does not, just remember that Malaysia is still Malaysia.
No matter what happens, Malaysia is a beautiful country. And I'm proud to be called a Malaysian

Note: September 16 is actually Malaysian day, a day to commemorate the joining of Sabah, Sarawak, Malaya, North Borneo and Singapore as one. Coincidentally, it's also Lee Kuan Yew's birthday.
Another note: Yes, I know, this is a boring blog.

Poetry stuff

Just some poetry (Or atleast some rhymie words which sound nice and make me look smart) I made A long time ago.

Forever A friend will last
They've been with you since the past,
But some are fast,
To Run away,
When things arent okay

That's the time you start to pray
For all your problems down the drain,
No more sorrow, no more pain,
Just wanted to say,
Everything will be okay,
If you always have a friend,
Till the beginning to the end.
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Well, I never said it would be good.
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When you're looking down,
When you start to frown,
Just try to forget,
All your useless regrets,
And live for tommorow,
For time can't be borrowed
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Kishen's kittens went on a mission to kill Kishen while in the police station teaching sick patients how to make mittens.
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Never got that far.....
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The New Virus

Well, what I have here is a story I made. Please comment on it. Thank you.
The story is named The New Virus (or TNV for short). The main character is named Jack. So far, this is all I've written.


The New Virus (By the way, it’s a story)

By Guardian (If you copy this, I’ll whack you)


Introduction (I won’t blame you if you skip this)
Well, first of all, I would like to thank God, my parents, siblings (yeah right), teachers and friends.

Helpers: A dude named Blake (Helped me create the story), Another dude named Pravin (pain in the butt), A duddete named Kaye (I dunno), Super Man (For assuring me that there’s still someone in the world who stinks more than me)

Chapter 1: All things start with a beginning (Um, duh?)

“Class, I have your exam results here” said Mr. Lee. Jack clutched his hair. He and Mr. Lee aren’t on good terms. Mr. Lee has an impression that Jack is a stupid boy and Jack has an impression that Mr. Lee is a stupid teacher. Mr. Lee teaches Science which happens to be Jack’s best subject. However, he and his teacher’s views differ so Jack ends up getting horrible results for his Science tests and exams even though he happens to be a pro at Science.

Mr. Lee: As usual, John has the highest marks. Jack, I am especially disappointed with you. For question 4, which microorganism is the smallest, the answer is not “Mr. Lee’s brain”.

By the way, did I mention that Jack has given up trying to please Mr. Lee? What’s the use anyway? Mr. Lee wouldn’t mark him correct for anything even if everyone else put the same answer and gets correct.

Mr. Lee: Can you please explain your theory on why my brain happens to be the smallest microorganism?

Jack : Well, as we have all learnt before, microorganism cannot be seen with our naked eyes.

A few of the class’s geniuses give nods and murmurs or agreement.

Jack : So, has anyone seen our teacher’s brain?

No one speaks.

Jack : Therefore, I conclude since we cannot see our teacher’s brain, it must a microorganism.

Mr. Lee turns a bit red. He and Jack never agree.

Mr. Lee: Another question Jack, what starts with D and ends with N and happens to be somewhere you’re going?

Jack : Disneyland?

Mr. Lee: Actually, Disneyland ends with a D.

Jack : Really? I never knew that.

Mr. Lee: I know, most people don’t pronounce the D at the end.

Jack : Hey, what’s Disneyland like?

Mr. Lee: Wait a minute, you’re just trying to distract me aren’t you? Well Jack, detention. Need I say anything else?

First Post(Or in other words, I have no idea what to write about)

As you can see, this is my first blog (and post). So if I start writing about junk, please tell me. Of course, no actually is reading this so I really don't care about what I say. Now, if there is someone reading this, well, good for you. As I was saying, no one actually is reading this so....

CARROTS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!