The New Virus

Well, what I have here is a story I made. Please comment on it. Thank you.
The story is named The New Virus (or TNV for short). The main character is named Jack. So far, this is all I've written.


The New Virus (By the way, it’s a story)

By Guardian (If you copy this, I’ll whack you)


Introduction (I won’t blame you if you skip this)
Well, first of all, I would like to thank God, my parents, siblings (yeah right), teachers and friends.

Helpers: A dude named Blake (Helped me create the story), Another dude named Pravin (pain in the butt), A duddete named Kaye (I dunno), Super Man (For assuring me that there’s still someone in the world who stinks more than me)

Chapter 1: All things start with a beginning (Um, duh?)

“Class, I have your exam results here” said Mr. Lee. Jack clutched his hair. He and Mr. Lee aren’t on good terms. Mr. Lee has an impression that Jack is a stupid boy and Jack has an impression that Mr. Lee is a stupid teacher. Mr. Lee teaches Science which happens to be Jack’s best subject. However, he and his teacher’s views differ so Jack ends up getting horrible results for his Science tests and exams even though he happens to be a pro at Science.

Mr. Lee: As usual, John has the highest marks. Jack, I am especially disappointed with you. For question 4, which microorganism is the smallest, the answer is not “Mr. Lee’s brain”.

By the way, did I mention that Jack has given up trying to please Mr. Lee? What’s the use anyway? Mr. Lee wouldn’t mark him correct for anything even if everyone else put the same answer and gets correct.

Mr. Lee: Can you please explain your theory on why my brain happens to be the smallest microorganism?

Jack : Well, as we have all learnt before, microorganism cannot be seen with our naked eyes.

A few of the class’s geniuses give nods and murmurs or agreement.

Jack : So, has anyone seen our teacher’s brain?

No one speaks.

Jack : Therefore, I conclude since we cannot see our teacher’s brain, it must a microorganism.

Mr. Lee turns a bit red. He and Jack never agree.

Mr. Lee: Another question Jack, what starts with D and ends with N and happens to be somewhere you’re going?

Jack : Disneyland?

Mr. Lee: Actually, Disneyland ends with a D.

Jack : Really? I never knew that.

Mr. Lee: I know, most people don’t pronounce the D at the end.

Jack : Hey, what’s Disneyland like?

Mr. Lee: Wait a minute, you’re just trying to distract me aren’t you? Well Jack, detention. Need I say anything else?

First Post(Or in other words, I have no idea what to write about)

As you can see, this is my first blog (and post). So if I start writing about junk, please tell me. Of course, no actually is reading this so I really don't care about what I say. Now, if there is someone reading this, well, good for you. As I was saying, no one actually is reading this so....

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