Quotes

Here are a few quotes you may find amusing.
Taken from www.amusingquotes.com (You wouldn't think I thought of the word amusing myself, did you?)

On Stupidity

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
-- Jay Leno

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein

On Pessimism

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
-- Laurence J Peter

On Lying

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
-- Mark Twain